DA ALPACALYPSE

Is it bad I'm actually excited for the alpacalypse?

I mean really though, we have t-shirts, we're going to have an alpaca cake, what more could you want? I guess it helps that I don't believe the world is actually going end, though I would prefer it to be overrun with vicious alpacas rather than exploding or somehting.

If the alpacalypse really does happen, I probably won't be very prepared. My family would be set for a few days, but I don't take my mom for the type that will run through costco, pushing and shoving people to get to the canned food and water. We probably wouldn't last very long, but we certainly won't eat my dog, Coco, to prolong the inevitable.

Maybe our class should just stay as the commune, with Dex as our leader. He claims to know how to survive in this situatiojn, so we'll see how this holds. If we have to eat anyone, I vote him. After he teaches us how to kill squirrels and skin them, he will be of no use to us (I hope everyone reading knows I am JOKING).

I couldn't say what I or my family would actually do during the alpacalypse. I don't think we would be one of those families that books follow that make it to the end. We might be the friends, who move away or simply dissappear.